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Sometimes they wear tuxedos. Sometimes they wear tweed jackets. Depends on the vibe. They like their coffee mugs secretly full of wine shaken, not stirred. Not sure why. It makes a lot of stains. And they’re not fast lovers. They’re very slow. Like turtles. Reeeaaalllyy taking their time. These sunnies won’t slip or bounce while you you sip secret wine and make turtle-like love to a fellow doctor. (WE ARE TOO “REAL” DOCTORS, MOM & DAD!!!)
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 NO DISSERTATION
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(*We had to say that so Carl the Flamingo wouldn’tsend the Octopus Cult after us.)
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