Goodr Runway | Freshly Picked Cerulean Swim & Sun

HIGH FASHION SHADES, MADE FOR RUNNING.

1 NO SLIP

2 NO BOUNCE

3 ALL POLARIZED

4 ALL FASHION

5 NO CATCALLS

INTRODUCING FRESHLY PICKED CERULEAN.

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“Blue sunglasses”?! How dare you! Your Philistine mouth mangles art. In 2015, Carl de la Flamingo did a groundbreaking collection of cerulean sunnies. Then it was Bosley St. Basset, wasn’t it, who launched cerulean chew toys? After that, came cerulean tiki drinks, and – oh, oh, what’s the point? This fashion lesson is wasted on your vulgar ears. Move along, darling. These cerulean lensed floral patterned frames aren’t for you. “Blue sunglasses.” Pfft. Indeed!