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LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Who is the god of flamingos, shrimp, and Piña Coladas? It’s Flamites, God of Flamingos. Duh!!! He’s the only deity we worship here at goodr. (Just don’t tell Carl the Flamingo that. He considers himself a god.) Flamites makes it rain shrimp around our office on the reg, it kinda reeks but we don’t say anything because we don’t want him to turn us into crustaceans and then eat us. He was the inspo for these gorgeous, colorful stone-inspired sunnies.
MADE FOR
RUNNING
GREAT FOR
BEASTING BIKING
LOOK GOOD, FLY GOODR.
1 NO SLIP
2 NO BOUNCE
3 ALL POLARIZED
4 ALL SPEED
5 FREE MILE HIGH CLUB MEMBERSHIP
INTRODUCING FLAMITE, GOD OF FLAMINGOS
You probably never learned about this deity when you learned about Greek mythology…
He’s the god of flamingos, shrimp, hyper-sexuality, kleptomania, Piña Coladas, & the REAL god of orgies…
Do you know who he is?!
If you guessed that it’s Carl the Flamingo…
YOU’RE WRONG!!!
Although Carl does consider himself a god among men, we’re actually talking about…
Flamites, God of Flamingos
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